Sunday, October 18, 2009

Cow Radicals

It was only matter of time. It was reported yesterday morning on the Herald website that 30 cows were blocking State Highway 1 on the Kapiti coast.

It was really only a matter of time before the Bovine Popular Front took to the streets. Cows are part of a shadowy element of farm animals colloborating with humans to destroy the world. Already accused of destroying rainforests and decamping their non-farm resident cousins they are now implicated in global warming.

It is obvious that such a dangerous animal might react badly to such negative publicity. The SH1 incident looks like an isolated incident, now under control. The cows have numbers, though. Large numbers. All I can say is that it's lucky that they don't have arms!

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